casukaga
kitten-kin

LMAO the last one! The strongman’s immediately like “No. No, absolutely not. Nope.” and the bodybuilder looks around like “Are you kidding me? I’ll die. You know that, right? I’ll die?”

ahhvernin

The Rogue, the Paladin, the Barbarian have a day to themselves and enjoy some friendly competition.

This is such a fun video to watch. Not only do you see 3 versions of masculine fitness and strength but with each movement you can almost see where their weight is distributed and where they place their control. Which makes it fun to think about body builds and fantasy characters.

saxifraga-x-urbium
headspace-hotel

the autistic view of the world has insight and beauty in it, and we’re taught that there’s something wrong with it.

sensicalabsurdities

What’s fascinating is that the parents who didn’t know it was the work of an autistic kid praised it as well.

theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea

Technically, we don't know that it's an autistic kid's work, either. 5e infographic doesn't say Cadence is autistic.

neuroticpantomime

"appropriate play skills" is such a horrid phrase, goddamn

lesbiacebian

people demonize autism so much that parents think their children aren’t playing “correctly”. it’s play, how could it ever be wrong?

saxifraga-x-urbium

Technically, we don't know that it's an autistic kid's work, either. the infographic doesn't say Cadence is autistic.

just wanted to highlight that.

saxifraga-x-urbium
tlirsgender

Audio processing disorder is just like "you are going to be able to differentiate 27 distinct sounds happening simultaneously EXCEPT for when someone's talking to you. Good luck"

tlirsgender

People think because my ears are so unreasonably sensitive I must also be able to "hear" them. This is false. I can hear the clock ticking though

rosslynpaladin

“My problem is not that I can’t hear you.

My problem is that I am also forced to hear and handle every one and everything else in this room including the *light fixtures*

but you are important to me so can you repeat what you just said again while facing me, please “

roach-works
papinianista

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

timefortigers

sheds a single tear

catchaspark

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

gholateg

Lil Early, but fuck it! I’m not missing it this year.

saxifraga-x-urbium
paperandpencilsandskips

To invading germs, you are a jungle full of hungry tigers. To your gut bacteria, you are a warm orchard of perpetual bounty. To your eyelash mites, you are a walking fortress and a mountaintop pasture. How many generations have you hosted? What do they name the wilderness of you?

spyglassrealms

People are walking biomes if u think about it

— "Host" by @cryptonature, in his book Field Guide to the Haunted Forest

bogleech

Parasites and other symbiotes (*symbiosis is actually an umbrella term that includes parasites, before anyone asks) outnumber free living organisms in both species and individual numbers, meaning that the *norm* for life on earth is to live your whole life in or on another creature. Us larger independent beasts are technically special in having adapted to survive the harsh non-living world; to gut bacteria and mites and parasitic worms we're like planets keeping them safe from an immense deadly void.